Q: My girlfriend recently told me she cheated on me, but it was years ago. Should I be mad or should I just forgive and forget since it happened so long ago? Our relationship is in a good place right now and I don’t want to throw away a good thing.  Mike – Clinton, NJ

A: If I had a dollar for every time I hear about all these bitches cheating on their boyfriends, I would be rich. Listen, if your girlfriend wants forgiveness, tell her to go to church. I don’t care if you think you’re in a “good place”, if it was so good, she wouldn’t have waited so many years to confess. As for you, find another broad to bang.